Explore Edinburgh’s Royal Mile with a comedian guide, from palace to palace, uncovering history and humor in Scotland’s ancient capital.
Explore Edinburgh’s Royal Mile with a comedian guide, from palace to palace, uncovering history and humor in Scotland’s ancient capital.
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Edinburgh Castle - The tour’s first significant stop. A brief walk uphill from the meeting point leads to the magnificent Edinburgh Castle.
Topics: battles, royals, and other historical events. -
Lawnmarket - A short stroll downhill to Edinburgh’s Lawnmarket.
Topics: industry, people, and similar subjects. - Makar’s Court - Located…
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Edinburgh Castle - The tour’s first significant stop. A brief walk uphill from the meeting point leads to the magnificent Edinburgh Castle.
Topics: battles, royals, and other historical events. -
Lawnmarket - A short stroll downhill to Edinburgh’s Lawnmarket.
Topics: industry, people, and similar subjects. -
Makar’s Court - Located outside the Scottish Writers Museum in a picturesque courtyard.
Topics: enlightenment, culture, and living conditions. -
St Giles’ Cathedral - Gather at the 900-year-old cathedral, the most significant holy site in Scotland.
Topics: religion, power, royals, and some captivating tales. -
Charles II Monument - Meet at Edinburgh’s oldest statue.
Topics: law, reformation, and other subjects. - John Knox House Museum - Visit the oldest building on the mile and explore stories from earlier times, all before crossing the old city walls.
- The Netherbow - Discover the site of the old city walls and step into a “new world.”
- Canongate Kirk - Visit the burial site of one of Scotland’s greatest historical figures. The father of capitalism is interred here.
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Holyrood Abbey - Look out for Charles and Camilla at the current Scottish royal residence, the stunning Holyrood Palace.
The tour typically concludes here.

- Genuine local guide
- Funny and historic anecdotes
- Recommendations for your stay
- English language only
- In Person Guide from a Professional Public Speaker
- Genuine local guide
- Funny and historic anecdotes
- Recommendations for your stay
- English language only
- In Person Guide from a Professional Public Speaker
- Entrance fees to attractions
- Food and drinks
- Transportation to/from the starting point
- Entrance fees to attractions
- Food and drinks
- Transportation to/from the starting point
A Humorous History of Edinburgh Walking Tour: Featuring a Professional Stand-Up Comedian
Join one of Scotland’s most entertaining historical tour guides for a delightful exploration of the history along Edinburgh’s iconic Royal Mile.
The tour will delve into the history of royalty, power, innovation, and most importantly, the extraordinary individuals…
A Humorous History of Edinburgh Walking Tour: Featuring a Professional Stand-Up Comedian
Join one of Scotland’s most entertaining historical tour guides for a delightful exploration of the history along Edinburgh’s iconic Royal Mile.
The tour will delve into the history of royalty, power, innovation, and most importantly, the extraordinary individuals who have shaped this city into what many consider the most wonderful place on earth.
Starting at the top of the mile, next to Scotland’s longest continuously occupied fortress that dominates the skyline, the tour guide and comedian will share tales of epic battles throughout the centuries as the group makes their way down the splendid mile.
The tour concludes outside the current official Royal residence, the magnificent Holyrood Palace.
Along the way, be ready for captivating stories, dark nights, and bright moments, all while enjoying plenty of laughter and learning.
- A lot of walking!
- Wear comfortable walking shoes
- Check the weather forecast and dress appropriately
- The walk will be 1.1 miles at least (6000 steps)
- It will be downhill (thankfully) but on cobbled streets at times, which can be slippy
For a full refund, cancel at least 24 hours before the scheduled departure time.
For a full refund, cancel at least 24 hours before the scheduled departure time.