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Comedy Cruise: Taboo Jokes and Stunning Views
4.6
21 Ratings
Greater London
Laugh out loud with raw, unfiltered comedy on a scenic river cruise. Perfect for those who love edgy humor and stunning views.
Laugh out loud with raw, unfiltered comedy on a scenic river cruise. Perfect for those who love edgy humor and stunning views.
Duration:
2 hours
Cancellation:
24 hours
Highlights
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The Comedy Boat - Welcome to Dark Comedy on a Boat! Imagine sharing the most mischievous laughs with friends. Now, add three professional comedians daring to take you even further - this is the Rum Monkey Experience.
Set on the iconic Battersea Barge, guests are greeted on the all-glass deck for reception drinks at the Captain’s Bar.
Enjoy…
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The Comedy Boat - Welcome to Dark Comedy on a Boat! Imagine sharing the most mischievous laughs with friends. Now, add three professional comedians daring to take you even further - this is the Rum Monkey Experience.
Set on the iconic Battersea Barge, guests are greeted on the all-glass deck for reception drinks at the Captain’s Bar.
Enjoy stunning views of Battersea Power Station and the river - the upper viewing terrace is perfect for selfies.
Finally, head down to the theatre deck where the real fun begins…
Three professional comedians will make you laugh in ways you wouldn’t dare at work!
Unapologetically bold. Undeniably entertaining… it’s time to unleash your mischievous side!
The show is for those 18 and over and not for the easily offended.
Easy to find venue:
Battersea Barge, a 250m walk from Battersea Power Station.
(Just behind The Black Cab Coffee Company)
*Exact Location: What3Words Location: Party. Going. Thing
What's Included
- Pass Seated ticket for The Comedy Show
- On-board restrooms
- Admission - The Rum Monkey Comedy Club (our Boat Venue)
- Pass Seated ticket for The Comedy Show
- On-board restrooms
- Admission - The Rum Monkey Comedy Club (our Boat Venue)
What's Not Included
- Drinks & snacks purchased at the bar
- Drinks & snacks purchased at the bar
Additional Information
Experience Comedy pushing the line on a stunning boat!
3 Pro comics risk all as they share taboo fun and roast the crowd!
Not for the feint hearted - you’ll be in hysterics laughing at things you should and shouldn’t!
Reception Drinks on the upper deck at the captains bar!
Take Stunning Selfies on the Upper Viewing Terrace.
Wild Comedy in the lower theatre deck!
Easy to find - 250m walk from Battersea Power Station
Experience Comedy pushing the line on a stunning boat!
3 Pro comics risk all as they share taboo fun and roast the crowd!
Not for the feint hearted - you’ll be in hysterics laughing at things you should and shouldn’t!
Reception Drinks on the upper deck at the captains bar!
Take Stunning Selfies on the Upper Viewing Terrace.
Wild Comedy in the lower theatre deck!
Easy to find - 250m walk from Battersea Power Station
Location
The Comedy Boat
Cancellation Policy
For a full refund, cancel at least 24 hours before the scheduled departure time.
For a full refund, cancel at least 24 hours before the scheduled departure time.
Customer Ratings
4.6
(21 Ratings)
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Johncv9719ol
Feb 20, 2026
Funniest comedy show we've seen in ages - Was gifted this experience and what a great night it proved to be.
Although the comedy may not be for the faint hearted, personally myself and my wife found it hilarious.
The comedy was sharp,quick and of a really good standard,with plenty of crowd interaction.
We've paid money over the past year to watch popular stadium/theatre filling comedians,and both felt this was far funnier.
The added pizza and a drink was a bonus.
Matt was a particular favourite,very funny and also warm,with a great taste in vintage clothing🤣.
Highly recommend
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836yasinm
Feb 8, 2026
Such an amazing experience - What an experience!! It was my first time visiting, with my partner and her sister, I didn’t know what to expect. But what can I say…I absolute enjoyed everything from start to finish. I must say all three acts who performed was so much better than I expected. Even the host was amazing! I mean dark humour is always the best, but honestly if you looking for a fun night please I highly recommend you to visit this comedy night. All three acts were spot on and really engaged with the audience and not once could we say we didn’t smile as we all was laughing throughout.
The cosy environment makes the experience so much better, the atmosphere is perfect and it will make you want to come back again. I can’t wait to revisit!!!
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Kelly
Dec 10, 2025
So so funny, brilliant idea for a date night! - So so funny, Matt in particular had us crying with laughter! All on board a barge on the river Thames and with pizza and a beer in hand, made for a great date night. Thank you!
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Thetrasks
Dec 1, 2025
Proper comedy - Absolute side splitting comedy from all the acts. Pizza was great too. Good location to spend an afternoon or evening if your jaws not aching too much after the show
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U289yjlorim
Oct 5, 2025
Dark Humour at its finest - What a great way to spend a Sunday afternoon - have a drink or two, eat some pizza & laugh your socks off with the hilarious round of comedians
It’s dark humour at its finest so if you’re a prude better drink lots and let yourself go
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Beckyfu5391gr
Oct 5, 2025
Crying with laughter - Such a great experience! Pizza, drink and incredible comedians, what else could you ask for? Sooooo worth it!
Only negative was leaving with a stitch from laughing!
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Salvatorepe8620wq
Sep 29, 2025
So good you'll be a regular - The comedy night we went to (Wednesday 25th September) was an absolute blast. Every comedian had us in stitches from start to finish and the food service was top-tier. Even though we had to leave a bit early, we left feeling very satisfied! We'll definitely be back! Big shoutout to Matt MC too, what a host.
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944felicitya
Sep 22, 2025
Absolutely brilliant. Must see!!! - Absolutely brilliant show. Four comedians, all different & original & all very, very funny. Laughed so much. Venue very cool, lots of fairy lights & great atmosphere down below deck, audience participation was hilarious. Staff were great too, just a really lovely fun happy day out,
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Lolj289
Feb 9, 2026
Hilarious show but not for the light hearted 🤣 - Absolutely hilarious show but one tip !! if you get offended easily think again 🤣 the title “dark comedy” says it all 🤪 had the best time and made to feel so welcome on arrival and throughout. I laughed from start to finish. would definitely return.
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Cruiser288274
Feb 9, 2026
Less swearing and content would be nice - Very nice venue with wonderful staff - ideal to spend a nice afternoon or evening having pizza and a drink.
The comedians are all very good and very funny. The interaction with the audience was great.
Couple of minus points to note.
The show was full and the chairs were stacked so closed to each other that we felt a bit squeezed and we couldn’t sit comfortably.
The other point can apply to all stand up comedy shows in London.
It would be nice to reduce swearing and sexual content jokes.
Swearing words are to be used to express anger and frustration. There is no need for swearing word to make people laugh.
The sex is part of life but it’s not the only interesting part in life.
The comedians have enough vocabulary and enough funny situations to refer in order to keep the audience happy.
Hope the comedians take note of this.
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